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Posted by: Josh Board 8/26/2008 10:28 AM
A Danica Patrick look alike helps Jimmy Kimmel in a spoof.

I've heard talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is a good autograph signer. His former girlfriend, comedian Sarah Silverman, is also good (if you can get to her).

Kimmel was asked to take a photo with a cab driver, who is known by autograph collectors around Hollywood. He has a thick accent, and his thing isn't autographs. It's taking photos with famous people. He's often mistaken for paparazzi now, though.

Kimmel has had him on the show countless times, to show his pictures and talk about the celebrities.

Well, last night was a repeat, and a funny skit was done.

Female race car driver Danica Patrick, had been in the news a lot lately for getting into fights with people. She'll sometimes go into another teams pit area, and start yelling at drivers. One time, she threw a punch at a guy.

Well, I turned on the TV when the bit had already started. But, I saw as a Danica Patrick lookalike got out of a red sports car, and approached Kimmel in his car. She starts knocking on his window. He rolls it down and she starts screaming at him about how he doesn't know how to drive. He tries apologizing, and says at times, she was driving like a maniac behind him.

She then pulls his hair, and he starts the window up to try and get away. She then yanks his head, which gets stuck between the window. He is being choked, and she says "Tell me I'm the best driver in the world, and I'll let you go." He then says "I'm the best driver in the world." She slaps him and says, "Say that Danica Patrick is the best driver in the world." He repeats that. She then tells him to say "I have pee pee pants like a baby butt." He looks confused, but she yells at him to say it. So he does. She finally lets him go.

As she walks away, he says "Danica, can I have your autograph?" She comes back over, pulls out a Sharpie, and starts to sign his forehead. Which is still stuck out of the window. He grumbles, "If you could make it out to Jimmy, that would be great."

She signs, walks away, and he thanks her.

He then drives away, with his head half way out the window.

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